Hello, and welcome back to our semi-live account of the epic battle between Space Wizard and Sewer Wizard. I’m Tybalt Way. Let’s jump straight back into it. I want to see how this ends!
Sewer Wizard has decided to fight dirty, drawing a knife, and it seems there is nothing Space Wizard can do to stop him. Is this the end of our space friend and ally? It seems so.
And out of nowhere comes a bolt, striking Sewer Wizard in the shoulder. Where did it come from? Oh my! It seems Bandit has abandoned his post to help Jack Zebraman escape the destroyed ballista. Together, they’ve built the world’s largest crossbow out of the destroyed parts and used it to hit Sewer Wizard! What a team they make. Surely they would have held their own among the best office fitout firms Melbourne has to offer, if only Sewer Wizard had not destroyed the set of Australia’s Next Top Office.
The force of the bolt has knocked Sewer Wizard back. Before he can stand, Ms Frankie blasts him with an intense stream of water, keeping him down. Now Space Wizard is leaping forward, putting his hand on Sewer Wizard’s head. All is quiet for a moment, before light bursts between the two wizards.
What is going on? It seems Space Wizard is attempting to absorb Sewer Wizard into himself. That makes sense since Sewer Wizard is just the darker half of his liquified form. Will this really work? Will they restore balance, right here in the centre of commercial design for Melbourne offices? Here, where Next Top Office took the world by storm, becoming the most popular show on Not Flicks before its abrupt cancellation?
The two wizards are covered in light, shaking like there’s an earthquake here. We all watch on with bated breath. Bandit, Ms Frankie and Jack Zebraman don’t move a muscle.
And in a blinding flash, it appears to be over. Now Space Wizard stands alone. Sewer Wizard is nowhere to be seen. Are they one entity again?
Space Wizard looks up for a moment. He nods to each of his friends. Then he mutters an incantation, waves his hands, and disappears.
It seems the day has been saved. But at what cost?